What I know she didn't do is blog. It's been over a month since her last post and, frankly, the comments on this site have dropped to an alarmingly low level. Therefore, a single course of action suggests itself:
Please leave a comment for the Mall Diva, either urging her to return or — maybe better yet — offering your own speculation as to what she's been doing the last few weeks that has made it impossible for her to contribute here.


Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 50 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first.