“Peace, prosperity, liberty and morals
have an intimate connection.”

- Thomas Jefferson

Peter at Half a World Away discovered an amazing product in an airline shopping magazine during one of his recent trips from half of the world to the other: the Potty Putter. And if the name isn't enough to pique your interest or close the sale, here's the text from the ad:

You know those days when you’ve eaten something that hasn’t agreed with you and you can’t be too far away from the bathroom? Well, this is the perfect companion for such occasions: The Toilet Golf. The package includes: a putter with articifial turf, a miniature club, golf balls and flag. It also comes with a very useful sign to hang on the bathroom door “Do Not Disturb: Golf Game in Progress”.
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The Potty Putter is a true innovation in toilet entertainment and the perfect gift for the golf (or toilet) enthusiast in your life!

No, I don't want one (though I could use a new bug bat since the last one died). Peter thinks it is obviously the gift for the person who has everything.

I think it's the perfect gift for those idiots at professional golf tournaments who love to shout "IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

(Yes, that was potty-humor from me. At least I won't show a picture of the product. You have to go here for that).

Some time ago I did a list of three-word sentences you should and shouldn't use with your wife. Simple and easy to follow, that post has made it's way around the blogosphere. Even simpler, and with the added appeal of being set to a catchy tune, is this short but valuable "user's guide":



HT: Persistent Illusion. I may need to add this to the "Are You Marriageable" series.