There's a question that's been burning in my mind for a week or two, and I'd like to know what you guys think.
What (or who) should I be for Halloween? I've had a couple of suggestions already, like Cleopatra or a hockey player (so's I can whack people who don't behave with my hockey stick). Those are pretty good ideas, but I want to know what else you would come up with. And no, don't tell me to go as myself because I'm scary enough, or you're going the right way for a finger-wag.
Here's a super-interesting useless fact about me: I've never been trick-or-treating. Nope, never. Every Halloween our church has a big party with games and candy and costume contests and candy and prizes. And candy. They call it "Hallelujah Night", and that's where I went every year. It's super fun!
There's usually a theme for the costumes, and then whoever has the best one wins. One year the theme was "the farm", and my cousin dressed up as a milking machine. She wrote "Acme Milking Machine" on a white shirt and wore a hard hat that had "milking" tubes coming out of the top. Her costume was so awesome! Everyone thought she should have won, except the judges who chose a little girl who was "Princess Kay of the Milky Way". C'mon! She didn't think of that herself! She was only like seven! Whatever- we're over it.
What is everyone else going to be?


Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 50 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first.
