Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 51 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first. The Mrs.: The Reverend Mother. Two daughters: The Mall Diva and Tiger Lilly, who both write here as well. Family motto: If it's not fun, we don't do it.
Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation of the first link on one memorable day.
— Charles Dickens
Three is the number that thou shalt count,
and the number of the counting shall be three.
Do not count to two, excepting that thou proceedest to three.
Five is right out!