“Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.”

- Damon Runyon

Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 50 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first.

The Mrs.: The Reverend Mother

Children of the Night: two daughters, the Mall Diva and Tiger Lilly. Both are/were home educated.

Spiritually: Not a D.D. or pastor, but an enthusiastic amateur and co-Home Church leader along with my wife under the authority of our pastor, the Rev. Dr. Tom.

Professionally: Experienced writer and marketer, working in the Twin Cities in communications for a major financial services company by day. Fighting for truth, justice, common sense and at least five hours of sleep by night.

Family Motto: "If it's not fun, we don't do it."

Guiding Principles: The Bible or Monty Python or both as needed until things make sense.
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