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Philistine terrorist attacks offensive painting
Milwaukee museum visitor attacks $300,000 painting
The painting was Vannini's "Triumph of David", depicting the young shepherd holding up the severed head of Goliath. The attacker's nationality wasn't disclosed, but I'm guessing there are still some prickly Philistines around who'll take umbrage at such physical representations.
Then again, it is Milwaukee. He might have just been drunk.