This generated a lot of interesting hits for me since I share a name (if not the spelling) with a well-known talk show host, a popular (at one time, anyway) folk singer and a second-tier superhero. I'll post the image (found here) later as I'm having trouble uploading it right now, but below are the sentences that I found.
I have no reason to doubt the veracity of any of them, or their application to my life:

John Stewart is a comedian, he just happens to have a flair for politics.
John Stewart is a legend in the music industry.
John Stewart is a builder. He became an architect because he wanted to build things.
John Stewart is a comparatively unsung performer whose number of albums and quality of music challenges the redoubtable Gordon Lightfoot.
John Stewart is a national treasure.
John Stewart is a muleskinner for hire and "Rogue Freighter".
John Stewart is a great singer and songwriter and one of Nanci's heroes.
John Stewart is a great advocate FOR democracy, not against it.
John Stewart is a fictional comic book superhero in the DC Universe, and a member of the intergalactic police force known as the Green Lantern Corps.
John Stewart is a veteran of the comedy community, of course I'm going with him.
Some say that John Stewart is a CIA experiment that went wrong and that John Stewart only eats cheese.
john stewart is a tiny god.
John Stewart is a great character, but he's by no means my favorite.
John Stewart is a heavyweight.
John Stewart is a very smart man.
In fact, John Stewart is a fresh face.
John Stewart is a great example of character growth.
John Stewart, is a biophysical scientist, psycho-spiritual teacher and a defining voice in the emerging field of evolutionary spirituality.
John Stewart is a member of an elite club.


Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 50 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first.