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<dc:date>2008-07-06T23:07+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Meme-ing of life</title>
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<description>...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-07-05T17:07+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.shotinthedark.info/wp/?p=2817"></a><br />
From <a href="http://www.shotinthedark.info/wp/?p=2817">Mitch</a>. Nothing but one-word answers - and you can’t use any word twice:<br />
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1. <b>Where is your cell phone?</b> Pocket.<br />
2. <b>Your significant other?</b> Trophy.<br />
3. <b>Your hair?</b> Distinguished.<br />
4. <b>Your mother?</b> Cuba.<br />
5. <b>Your father?</b> Missed.<br />
6. <b>Your favorite time of day?</b> Night!<br />
7. <b>Your dream last night?</b> Forgotten.<br />
8. <b>Your favorite drink?</b> Coffee.<br />
9. <b>Your dream goal?</b> Published.<br />
10. <b>The room you’re in?</b> Living.<br />
11. <b>Your ex?</b> Unlucky.<br />
12. <b>Your fear?</b> Itself.<br />
13. <b>Where do you want to be in 6 years?</b> Letterman.<br />
14. <b>What you are not?</b> Emaciated.<br />
15. <b>Your Favorite meal? </b>Most.<br />
16. <b>One of your wish list items?</b> BIA-3.<br />
17. <b>The last thing you did?</b> Laundry.<br />
18. <b>Where you grew up?</b> Midwest.<br />
19. <b>What are you wearing?</b> Smile.<br />
20. <b>Your TV is?</b> Awesome.<br />
21. <b>Your pets?</b> Noisy.<br />
22. <b>Your computer?</b> Laptrap.<br />
23. <b>Your life?</b> Python-esque.<br />
24. <b>Your mood?</b> Whatever.<br />
25. <b>Missing someone?</b> Yes.<br />
26. <b>Your car?</b> Truck.<br />
27. <b>Something you’re not wearing?</b> Tie.<br />
28. <b>Favorite store?</b> Cabela's.<br />
29. <b>Your summer?</b> Missing.<br />
30. <b>Your favorite colour?</b> Green.<br />
31. <b>When is the last time you laughed? </b>Saturday.<br />
32. <b>When is the last time you cried?</b> Wednesday.<br />
33. <b>Your health?</b> Functional.<br />
34. <b>Your children?</b> Keepers.<br />
35. <b>Your future?</b> Golden.<br />
36. <b>Your beliefs? </b>Biblical.<br />
37. <b>Young or old?</b> Mature.<br />
38. <b>Your image?</b> Graven.<br />
39. <b>Your appearance?</b> Welcome.<br />
40. <b>Would you live your life over again knowing what you know?</b> Yup.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Attention, World. May I have your attention, please?</title>
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<description>There's a meme going around that somehow or another has missed me so far (as far as I know). The "Message to the World" meme states: You have 150 characters to...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-05-16T15:05+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[There's a meme going around that somehow or another has missed me so far (as far as I know). The "Message to the World" meme states: <i>You have 150 characters to send a message to the world. Punctuation doesn't count.</i><br />
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Ok, take a memo, Ms. Jones...<br />
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<blockquote><br />
<b>TO:  World<br />
<br />
FROM:  The Night Writer<br />
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DATE:  Today and forever<br />
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RE:  Need I remind you<br />
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"He has shown you, O man, what is good;<br />
And what does the LORD require of you<br />
But to do justly,<br />
To love mercy,<br />
And to walk humbly with your God?"<br />
<br />
Micah 6:8</b><br />
</blockquote><br />
I'm not going to meme anyone else with this, but I will offer this assignment: Try to imagine what the blogosphere, not to mention the daily newspaper, cable news networks and nightly news, would look like if everyone followed this instruction for one day. Submit your descriptions in a comment below, or on your own blog. Extra points for writing sample scripts or articles demonstrating these elements. <br />
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<title>I had joy, I had fun, I had...85% correct</title>
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<description>I think I could have scored better, but it's an audio test and sometimes it was hard to get the previous song out of my head when the next song was...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-13T18:04+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I think I could have scored better, but it's an audio test and sometimes it was hard to get the previous song out of my head when the next song was playing.<br />
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<center><a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/70s/index.aspx" style="color: #000000; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 250px; height: 250px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 10px; background: url(http://www.shegoddess.com/q/70s/images/badge.gif) no-repeat; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; text-align: center;"><strong style="font-weight: bold;">I scored a Far Out <br> 85% on the</strong></a><span STYLE="font-family:Tahoma; font-size:10px;">Quiz by SheGoddess: <a STYLE="font-family:Tahoma; font-size:10px;" href="http://www.shegoddess.com/index.php/archives/26/commitment-is-crucial-to-lose-weight/">Lose Weight Fast</a></span></center>]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Working on those Night Memes...</title>
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<description>After three years of doing this blog thing I don't know that there are six little known facts about me left undisclosed, but I'll see what I can do with the...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-03-12T23:03+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[After three years of doing this blog thing I don't know that there are six little known facts about me left undisclosed, but I'll see what I can do with the meme that <a href="http://rooshfive.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-it.html">Jroosh </a>tagged me with. <br />
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<b>Six Little Known Facts About Me:</b><br />
1. I hate most vegetables, especially green beans, beets and brussel  sprouts. One time I was grievously deceived when I what I thought was a bowl of fried, diced potatoes was actually parsnips. I still shudder at the recollection. <br />
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2. I couldn’t wait to sign up for band in 6th grade because I really wanted to play the trumpet. Somehow or another I let the band instructor talk me into playing the tenor saxophone. Five years later I finally quit (probably about the time my parents finished paying the damn thing off). <br />
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3. As an adult I also took banjo lessons for awhile. I concluded that banjo players aren’t really as happy as they look.<br />
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4. The greatest days of my life were October 10, 1987; August 18, 1988 and February 10, 1994. <br />
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5. So far I have only discovered three games in which I have a natural aptitude: football, bumper pool and Trivial Pursuit. Now I’m too old to play football, I haven’t seen a bumper pool table in 35 years, and no one who knows me will play Trivial Pursuit with me anymore. <br />
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6. I will turn 50 on Thursday, April 3. Coincidentally, this “little known fact” also lines up with Trivia Night at Keegan’s, which I will be attending. Show up and see if an old dog has learned any new tricks. <br />
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<title>Who is this guy?</title>
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<description>I saw this meme over at The Far Wright, by way of Steve at Careful Thought. The premise is simple and fun in a weird kind of way. You...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-01-28T17:01+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I saw this meme over at <a href="http://thefarwright.wordpress.com/author/thefarwright/">The Far Wright</a>, by way of Steve at <a href="http://www.carefulthought.com/?p=1498">Careful Thought</a>. The premise is simple and fun in a weird kind of way. You insert your name into the following sentence on a Google search (be sure to include the quotation marks): "[your name] is a". Collect the sentences that come up in the search and put them in the meme, then do use the same sentence in a Google image search ) and list the results.  Then do the same in Google Image Search and post the result. <br />
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This generated a lot of interesting hits for me since I share a name (if not the spelling) with a well-known talk show host, a popular (at one time, anyway) folk singer and a second-tier superhero. I'll post the image (found <a href="http://www.appleseedrec.com/johnstewart/johnsfront.jpg">here</a>) later as I'm having trouble uploading it right now, but below are the sentences that I found. <br />
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I have no reason to doubt the veracity of any of them, or their application to my life:<a href="/files/thenightwriterblog-wires_from_the_bunker.jpg"><img src="/files/thenightwriterblog-wires_from_the_bunker-small.jpg" width="400" height="240" style="float: right; margin: 8px;" alt=""></a><br />
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John Stewart is a comedian, he just happens to have a flair for politics.<br />
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John Stewart is a legend in the music industry. <br />
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John Stewart is a builder. He became an architect because he wanted to build things. <br />
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John Stewart is a comparatively unsung performer whose number of albums and quality of music challenges the redoubtable Gordon Lightfoot.<br />
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John Stewart is a national treasure.<br />
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John Stewart is a muleskinner for hire and "Rogue Freighter". <br />
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John Stewart is a great singer and songwriter and one of Nanci's heroes. <br />
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John Stewart is a great advocate FOR democracy, not against it.<br />
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John Stewart is a fictional comic book superhero in the DC Universe, and a member of the intergalactic police force known as the Green Lantern Corps.<br />
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John Stewart is a veteran of the comedy community, of course I'm going with him.<br />
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Some say that John Stewart is a CIA experiment that went wrong and that John Stewart only eats cheese.<br />
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john stewart is a tiny god.<br />
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John Stewart is a great character, but he's by no means my favorite.<br />
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John Stewart is a heavyweight.  <br />
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John Stewart is a very smart man.<br />
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In fact, John Stewart is a fresh face.<br />
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John Stewart is a great example of character growth. <br />
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John Stewart, is a biophysical scientist, psycho-spiritual teacher and a defining voice in the emerging field of evolutionary spirituality.<br />
<br />
John Stewart is a member of an elite club.<br />
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<title>Long Live the Meme!</title>
<link>http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1199736350.shtml</link>
<description>Ok, so I tagged Princess FlickerFeather with this meme, and she e-mailed her response to me forever ago, and I'm just posting it now. I'm sorry! I know that you were...</description>
<dc:creator>Princess FlickerFeather</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-01-07T20:01+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ok, so I tagged Princess FlickerFeather with this meme, and she e-mailed her response to me forever ago, and I'm just posting it now. I'm sorry! I know that you were all waiting very anxiously; but it's okay now, here it is in her very own words! Enjoy!<br />
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<b>7 Things people don't know about me:</b> <br />
1) I couldn't sing you a Beatles song to save my life.<br />
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2) Still a teenager and already a great-aunt<br />
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3) I'm a ninja - Seriously, I can disappear for an hour or so and not have people notice I'm gone.<br />
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4) My brother talks more than me.<br />
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5) Always wished I could be a tomboy.<br />
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6) I've only been to 4 concerts in my life.<br />
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7) Wanted to be married at 18... yeah, not going to happen. ^_^<br />
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<title>Meme!!! Mwhahahahaha!!</title>
<link>http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1197474333.shtml</link>
<description>My sister, the Mall Diva, tagged me with the '7 Things That May Or May Not Be True About Me' meme. So, let's get started:...</description>
<dc:creator>Tiger Lilly</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-12-12T15:12+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[My sister, the Mall Diva, tagged me with the '7 Things That May Or May Not Be True About Me' meme. So, let's get started:<br />
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1. I'm currently a purple belt in Tae Kwon Do.<br />
2. I'm trying to clean my room.<br />
3. But I don't have a convenient place to put my weapons arsenal.<br />
4. I have two loud birds that very rarely shut up.<br />
5. I love sky diving.<br />
6. I'm an undiscovered writer.<br />
7. I like being alone so I can sing as loud as I want without anyone hearing or caring.<br />
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Now it's up to you to deduce which of these are true, and which ones I just put down off the top of my head. Have fun!<br />
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Ciao for now!]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Bwa-ha-ha-haaaa! I'm it!</title>
<link>http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1196716562.shtml</link>
<description>I've been tagged by Amanda at Within the Discord (an awesome new blog, btw. I'm so happy to have another girl on board!) with this meme: 7 things that most...</description>
<dc:creator>Mall Diva</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-12-03T21:12+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I've been tagged by Amanda at <a href="http://withinthediscord.blogspot.com/">Within the Discord</a> (an awesome new blog, btw. I'm so happy to have another girl on board!) with this meme: <b>7 things that most people don't know about me</b>. <br />
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I think I'll change it up a little, though: <b>7 things that may or may not be true that most people don't know about me</b>. Heehee! Have fun guessing what's what!<br />
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1. I used to have two black kittens. Their names were Glory and Hallelujah.<br />
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2. I talk in my sleep. One incident involved me telling my mother that I needed nine thousand dollars. I was probably five.<br />
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3. This past year I got a tattoo of a scripture from the Bible. On the bottom of my right foot it says "Whither thou goest,", and on the bottom of my left foot it says "I will go". It's super cool. It hurt like crazy, though. <br />
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4. I love football.<br />
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5. Clowns scare me.<br />
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6. Right now I'm taking a break from writing a script to do this meme. Betcha didn't know that I'm a scriptwriter, did you? Come to our <a href="http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1196311727.shtml">Christmas program</a>!<br />
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7. I'm a musical prodigy.<br />
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Let's see; I tag Kevi-Wevi, Princess FlickerFeather, and Tiger Lilly.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Oi! A Friday quiz...</title>
<link>http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1194635476.shtml</link>
<description>It's been awhile since I've done a Friday quiz! This one is "Who's Your Inner European?"...</description>
<dc:creator>The Night Writer</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-11-09T19:11+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's been awhile since I've done a Friday quiz! This one is "Who's Your Inner European?" <br />
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<strong>Your Inner European is Irish!</strong><br />
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Sprited and boisterous!<br />
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You drink everyone under the table.<br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whosyourinnereuropeanquiz/">Who's Your Inner European?</a></div><br />
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Hmmm. Irish. Must be the Gaelic roots. I don't know about the "drinking people under the table" part, though, especially when it can be so much more interesting <a href="http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1190412260.shtml">above the table</a>. <br />
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Take the quiz and find out if deep down you're really a cheese-eating surrender monkey. <br />
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HT: <a href="http://nancyfriedman.typepad.com/away_with_words/2007/11/to-car-perchanc.html#comment-89135160">Away With Words</a>.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Tag! I'm It!!! ...Wait</title>
<link>http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1183687329.shtml</link>
<description>Kingdavid has tagged me with a meme:...</description>
<dc:creator>Mall Diva</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-07-06T02:07+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Kingdavid has tagged me with a meme: <br />
"Songs that I've made a happy fool of myself singing along to." <br />
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This is going to be hard, because I pretty much sing along with any song I know the words to, and quite a few songs I <i>don't</i> really know the words to. How long can my list be? And where do I begin?<br />
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I'll start with a classic:<br />
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1~ "The Hampsterdance" by Hampton the Hampster<br />
Yes, I spelled that right. This is one you really need to crank up, let loose and rock out to. Especially in public. It even instructs you on how to do the Hampsterdance! And by the time you're done with that, this song will come in really handy:<br />
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2~ "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol<br />
Oh oh ohoh!! Need I say more?<br />
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Oh oh, I know!<br />
3~ "Believe" by Cher<br />
I confess I've always liked this song, though I thought it was sung by a dude until someone told me otherwise.<br />
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And now for something completely different!<br />
4~ "Witness" by Nicole C. Mullen<br />
Ooooh yeeeah. I betcha didn't know I could rap, didja?<br />
Holla!<br />
<br />
And speaking of rapping:<br />
5~ Every song on my Group 1 Crew cd. They are brand spankin' new (pretty much) and absolutely kick butt. Even live! I saw them at Club 3 degrees with Princess Flickerfeather and her cousins.<br />
Holla again!<br />
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6~ "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich<br />
Yup, I've made a happy fool of myself singing along to this and the parody my sister made up. She likes to do that. <br />
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Speaking of parodies...<br />
7~ "Oh! Gravity" by Switchfoot<br />
This cd rocks, and both the original version and the Tiger Lilly version are fun to sing and head-bang to.<br />
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8~ "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain<br />
Of course.<br />
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9~ "Such Great Heights" by The Postal Service<br />
One of my absolute favorite songs, along with:<br />
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10~ "Far Away" by Nickelback<br />
So beautiful! *sniff*...<br />
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Here's one for my dad:<br />
11~ "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" by Warren Zevon<br />
Ha ha!<br />
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And here's one for my mom:<br />
12~ "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor<br />
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Here's a fun one!<br />
13~ "Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darin<br />
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14~ "Flower Duet" by Charlotte Church<br />
Almost everybody who tries to sing along with this will make a fool of themself.<br />
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15~ "Wordy Rappinghood" by Tom Tom Club<br />
Yes...I've sung along to this.<br />
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Ok, just one more:<br />
16~ "Sly" by the Cat Empire<br />
Super fun!!!<br />
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Anyway, there's a list for ya. It's in no way an exhaustive list, but it's cool.<br />
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Peace out, homeslices!<br />
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