“Peace, prosperity, liberty and morals
have an intimate connection.”

- Thomas Jefferson

Ciao for now!

I told Faith many months ago I would grow my hair out for her wedding. Now that that's over and they've returned:



I am a happy sponge.

Before (bwahahahahaaa!):


After:

^
|
| Happy sponge.

Ciao for now!

Sorry this is late, I wasn't going as fast as I was here:



Chow for now.

Alas, my loneliness is indeed deep. TWO WEEKS UNTIL THEY GET BACK!!!!!

Ciao for now.

20 days until they get back!!!

Ciao for now.

Seem familiar? That would be because my imagination is asleep today.

Ciao for now.

Ciao for now!

...and 100 means I will be putting them into a book! If I ever do make it to 100 strips, that is.



Ciao for cow. (Ha! Got you, didn't I?)

Beware.

Ciao for now.

WARNING: ALL PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT EARTH DAY AND BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING, PLEASE AVOID THIS COMIC UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE OFFENDED!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I was reading the comics today, and I was sickened by all the smarmy 'plant a tree' and 'save the earth' spiels they were using. Thus:



Ciao for now. Stay whatever the opposite of green is!!!

Ciao for now.

Ciao for now.

Ciao for now.

Sly's '7 Things' Meme! She wanted it done Anorex[st]ics style, so here we are:



Ciao for now.

This is in lieu of Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous, which will be posted later.

I was tagged by the controller of Through The Illusion: the awesomely awesome of awesomeness Hayden Tompkins with the 7 Things meme. I will be tweaking this to make it, '7 Things That May Or May Not Be True About Me' to throw all you stalkers and enemies off. Obviously, you are still sworn to secrecy. That being said, I will continue with the aforementioned meme.

1. If I find that someone has given away any of the secrets I will divulge here in complete confidentiality, I will make it my personal job to hunt you down and unleash my tamed (I guess you could call them cowed) ninja cows upon you. Then I will also have to hunt down the poor fool that you told the secrets to, and erase their memories, or something drastic like that.
Just kidding! (or am I?!?!?!?! Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! *Ahem*)

2. I have had my appendix removed. I've found that that operation needs to be done to a few books, as well (especially the ones that have Appendix A, Appendix B, etc etc).

3. I took the crazy test, and the results came out as, 'You are Paranoid Crazy!' But you never would have guessed that.

4. I plan on traveling a lot when I get older. At some point, I'm going to save a lot of money, pack a few things, get into my car, and just drive with no particular destination in mind.

5. I have written a novel, and am working on the sequel.

6. Because I'm feeling an excess of rebellity and a superfluity of naughtiness, I'm only going to tag one person.

7. I tag: Sly the Family Rat. She has just told me she will post later this week.

Okay, there you go. Now you can decide if all was a lie, none was a lie, or if I put down a mixture of both. I hope this drives at least some of you insane (although, for some of you, it's less than a drive and more of a short putt).

Ciao for now!

The newest addition to the Night Writer family:

Sly the family rat!!!




Yesterday a friend of ours told us how smart rats are. We had been considering buying a hamster, but changed our minds in favor of a rat. Mom and I went out to Petsmart today and picked up this little beauty.

Dad doesn't even know about her yet. But he'll find out when he reads this post...

Ciao for now!

Duct Tape. It has failed me. Horrendously.

I have an old drawing book (not quite full of drawings) that was falling apart from use. I relied on duct tape to at least keep the spine partially intact (I figured, 'Duct Tape. Good for everything. Holds the universe together'). But, lo and behold, just a few minutes ago, while unleashing my inner snobby artist, I heard a sort of rip-pop noise, and the spine of my book was rent in twain. Alas, oh woe is me!!!!

Anyway, just thought I'd let you in on that little snippet of my life. Ciao for now.

PS: I baked cookies!!!

To the people who have asked for bigger type: I have enlarged as much as I had room for. I hope it's enough.

Ciao for now.

..it's my birthday! Yay! But I didn't need to tell you that, did I?

So last Saturday I was going to have my birthday party. We were going rock climbing. Everybody shows up, ready to get some rock wall conquering in. We go to Vertical Endeavors, only to find out... you have to have a waiver (can you hear Dad singing in the background, 'So dangerous you have to sign a waiver...'?). So much for that. We handed out the waivers, telling everyone to have their parents sign the evil sheets of paper, and we would come back tomorrow (Sunday). So the day was spent playing Loaded Questions (best game ever) and Paper Telephone, eating cake, and generally laughing our heads off.

Sunday comes around. Everyone who was invited called and said they were able to come. No one forgot their waivers. We got the gear needed from an incredibly excited guy, and went through the orientation thingy. Unfortunately it was really busy that day. We had to wait a while before one of the walls was open. We had a lot of fun trying to make our way up the walls. I got to the top three or four times. RM made up to the top as well.

Today we're having family over. I'm baking my own cake. Flour power!!!

Ciao for now.

H/T Night Writer for idea.

Ciao for now!

:)

Ciao for now.

Guess what!!! I made a beautiful dark chocolate French cake. No, it doesn't have any cheese eating surrender monkeys in it, sorry to disappoint. But it has orange liqueur in it, and it tastes wonderful. It was fun and easy to make. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Ciao for now.

Ciao for now.

Ciao for now.

You know those fortune cookies that give you your lucky numbers? Well, one of mine was 13. Kind of oxy-moronic, don't you think?

Anyway, here's the comic. I know, I know, it's really lame, but in my mind, that's what makes it funny:



Only 1 month, 11 days, 11 hours, 47 minutes, and 48 seconds until my birthday!
Ciao for now.