Buy a ship!
Name it something catchy like: The Black Pearl; the Umbiquitous Unicorn; The Funky Chicken, etc.,etc...
Go raid the 7 seas (actually, I counted, and there are about 31 seas.)
Sing 'A Pirate's Life For Me!' Make it your ship's anthem.
Or to save a lot of money, just buy the Boat Game. (I hope I did that link right O_o)
Ciao for no - I mean ARRR!!! Bye, now, mateys!


Me: The Night Writer, John Stewart; 50 years old and smart enough to have married my trophy wife first.